She never had a....

So I have some lyrics for you. In no particular order.

2006-09-28T02:13:12Z

They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
MC Escher - that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers' movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well I'm number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
I'd like to roll with
The gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I've been browsin', inspectin'
X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin' freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

-Weird Al owns. (White and Nerdy) Wait so It was obvious? Oh I'm sorry.

On a cold winter morning,
In a time before the light.
In flames of death's eternal reign,
We ride towards the fight.

When the darkness has fallen down
and the times are tough alright.
The sound of evil laughter,
Falls around the world tonight.

Fightin' hard, fightin' on for the steel,
Through the wastelands evermore.
the scattered souls will feel the hell,
bodies wasted on the shores.

On the blackest plains in hell's domain,
We watch the lands become.
In fire and flame, and once again we know.

So now we fly ever free,
We're free before the thunderstorm.
On towards the wilderness,
Our quest carries on.

Far beyond the sun down, far beyond the moonlight.
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls.

So far away we wait for the day,
For the lights all so wasted and gone.
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days,
Through the fire and the flames we carry on.

As the red day is dawning
and the lightning cracks the sky.
We'll raise our hand to the heavens above
with resentment in their eyes.

Running back from the midmorning light,
With a burning in my heart.
We're banished from a time in the fallen land,
To a life beyond the stars.

In your darkest dreams see to belive our destiny this time.
And endlessly we'll all be free tonight.

And on the wings of a dream so far beyond reality.
All alone in desperation, now the time has come.
Lost inside you'll never find, lost within my own mind,
Day after day this misery must go on.

So far away we wait for the day,
For the light's all so wasted and gone.
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days,
Through the fire and the flames we carry on.

Whooaaaaa, Whoooaaaaa, Whooooaaaoooaaooo

Now here we stand with their blood on our hands.
We fought so hard, now can we understand.
I'll break the seal of this curse if I possibly can.
For freedom of every man.

So far away we wait for the day,
For the light's all so wasted and gone.
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days,
Through the fire and the flames we carry on.

-Dragonforce MOST definitely OWNS. (Through the fire and the flames)

His landscape has been scorned with death.
Once a city now laid to ash.
A decaying father has left his bastard son with his addcitions at his side.
Chased away, consumed from his fixations, this mans life went down in flames.Chased away what he's created, his hunger grows.
There is no end to this life of fixations, he remains a walking corpse as his legs will move forward.
For his addictions itch at his throat only to crave more of the blood he seeks.
When buried, his tomb will breathe, his hands will rise from his grave begging only for sleep.
Dear father, I'll be wating, I've saved you a seat in hell.
For this man only thirsts for blood, the blood of his child, he stands knee deep in the blood of his bastard son.

- Job for a cowboy, well need I say it again? (Knee Deep)

So yeah, those were the songs in my head.

ohemgeenowai.

2006-09-03T21:13:27Z

http://funservertest.no-ip.org:8080/honor.xml
^Yah wai. I made top 3. I was 2nd yesterday but it's constantly rotating.

...Yet I don't seem to care.

...Hmph.

Names Lacerate btw.

That was fun.

hmph.

2006-08-26T03:04:48Z

Mmk. so this is my first journal update for serious :o

Now leave.
;]

Omfgz no wai

2006-06-16T17:03:06Z

look what i got in the mail today!

lolz. we are such good ...friends

:)

Happy birthday to me

2006-06-16T16:49:51Z

Yes, as you all know today is the day your great leader was born. WORSHIP ME! WORSHIP I SAY!

Despite what i may have said i expect the entire world to celebrate this joyous day. is that how you spell joyous? I sure hope so.

Now you may be asking yourself how you can serve your lord and master.

I will help you all. I want teh secks. and i want teh drugs.

It is really that simple!

omfgz no wai!

So BOW DOWN TO ME.

And bow down to alessa. Because she is so kewel. hrhrhr.

look at meh i'm alex of doom.

Oh, and i think by saying 'piss off imo' makes me look really tough and hard core.

But dep down i'm really just a sensitive SIX SIX SIX TEEN year old.

I'm so going to kick my ass for making that comment later.

OH WELLZ

I LOVE YOU ALL

-ALEEXXX

MINIONS

2006-04-14T00:08:46Z

Filthy Prey (7:51:26 PM): YES
Filthy Prey (7:51:32 PM): YOU INJURED A WHALE
Filthy Prey (7:51:34 PM): GJ
fallenstar141622 (7:51:35 PM): hahahahha
fallenstar141622 (7:51:38 PM): *bows*

Alo all. Tis your cap'n here. *inhales* mm. thats some good shit. Not the cocain. i mean, i'm sorry what? So how are you all? that's nice, that's nice. My first mate and i have been going at it, a bit of a spat if you will. and time and time again i OWN her.

She is a foul mouthed little wench, that is what she is! ARRGH! AVAST! ME BOOTY! That's right. i own. because i am a ninjapirateslothniggerheartcuddlyfuckpanda

Art tho jealous!?

ART THO!

HA! THO SHALT FEAR MY WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!

*dances to back street boys*

oh FACK

now i'm just going to have to kill you. *sighs* yet another hour of sleep i won't have.

God damn it.

*gets sword* lets do this

-ALEXXX-

My milkshake brings all the sloths to the yard

2006-02-14T01:16:56Z

Filthy Prey (8:13:19 PM): mmm baby you so fine
Filthy Prey (8:13:21 PM): lets do it like eagles.

and that's all i have to say really....

HULLO!

2006-02-08T21:43:20Z

AH! tis i the great alex. hello to all my screaming adoring fans out there. yes yes. I AM BACK.

I know it has been a very long time since i have written in here. No, i was not sleeping.

I was very busy enslaving the human race

i mean...arts and crafts! and..reading to..old people

>.>

<.<

AHEM. Well let me start this thing off by saying.

By saying..

hm. i have nothing to say.

WELL FUCK YOU ALL THEN! FUCK.YOU.ALL.

you there! girl with the large lips! come here.

and suck my large

pusling

hairy

FINGER!

BWAHHA. And yes! that was said by me today in the room of lunch. Where i single handedly stole the virginity of 24 11 year old girlsssimean puppies!

i like puppies, don't you...like puppies?

we all like puppies...

yes..think of the puppy..

you are getting sleepy..

sleepy..
oh no that's just me again. hm hm hm

well i appolize i have to go jerk off and watch 7th heaven.

And listen to some more celine dion.

NEAARRR

FARRRRR

WHEEREEEVVERRR YOU AREEEEEE

I BELLEIIIEVE THAT THE HEART DOOOOESS

GO ONNNNN

hmmm...hhmmmm hmmm...

la da la ...

Love always, your great leader i mean best friend. >.<

ALEX.

Alessa is the best story teller ever.

2005-11-14T23:33:32Z

Dolphinstarz 89 [6:12 P.M.]: *clings to you*
Dolphinstarz 89 [6:12 P.M.]: kay
Dolphinstarz 89 [6:12 P.M.]: so heres the story time.
Dolphinstarz 89 [6:12 P.M.]: *curls up on you* ready for hte story?
Filthy Prey [6:13 P.M.]: kay
Dolphinstarz 89 [6:14 P.M.]: once there was a pretty princess named alex
Dolphinstarz 89 [6:14 P.M.]: he was the prettiest princess you ever did sawed.
Dolphinstarz 89 [6:14 P.M.]: He had a biiiig pink dress
Dolphinstarz 89 [6:14 P.M.]: and he was supposed to marry a handsom prince named Matt
Dolphinstarz 89 [6:14 P.M.]: But he did not LOVE matt.
Dolphinstarz 89 [6:14 P.M.]: he loved another princ...type ess.
Dolphinstarz 89 [6:14 P.M.]: named ALESSA
Dolphinstarz 89 [6:15 P.M.]: So he decided he could never marry matt cause he liked boys anyways.
Dolphinstarz 89 [6:15 P.M.]: So Alex married Alessa.
Dolphinstarz 89 [6:15 P.M.]: and they ran away together.
Dolphinstarz 89 [6:15 P.M.]: but they got lost in the enchanted forest.
Dolphinstarz 89 [6:15 P.M.]: where matt and the evil witch king ...were waiting for them
Dolphinstarz 89 [6:16 P.M.]: So matt tried to kill Alex!
Dolphinstarz 89 [6:16 P.M.]: and his pretty pink dress ripped
Filthy Prey [6:16 P.M.]: then the real alex showed up?
Dolphinstarz 89 [6:16 P.M.]: but alessa stood in and she got on her goat and came in and bitch smacked matt, threw the real alex who was the princess alex all along over her shoulder, and hopped away.
Dolphinstarz 89 [6:16 P.M.]: until the witch found them
Dolphinstarz 89 [6:16 P.M.]: so alex shot the witch
Dolphinstarz 89 [6:17 P.M.]: and they lived happily ever after in new york city/ toronto.
Filthy Prey [6:17 P.M.]: alrighty then
Filthy Prey [6:17 P.M.]: lol
Dolphinstarz 89 [6:17 P.M.]: oh, but before they got out.
Dolphinstarz 89 [6:17 P.M.]: a pretty fairy named nicole helped them get back to the castle
Dolphinstarz 89 [6:17 P.M.]: just...letting you know.
Dolphinstarz 89 [6:17 P.M.]: hah
Filthy Prey [6:18 P.M.]: right!

She's so cool.I wish i could be just like her/him.

Man. *thinks wishfully* i'd like cheese all the time, and i'd have such cool friends, i'd be in AP world history and dream about doing billy martin all teh time! (the teh was intentional) and ah mah gah, i'd be so totaly cool. everyone would love me.

if i was alessa.

BUT I'M NOT!

AH MAH GAH>

2005-11-01T03:22:21Z

ALL MAH SCENE FRIENDSZ STOPPEDEDED BY TADAY! It was so leet. they all gave me candy. and stole water. sototallyunexpected yet nice. then they did this pose thing. and left. it was so cool. i'll never forget it. or this night. for as long as i live. I SWEAR. kthx

....happy eliza? ;p

ALEX'S BACK ALRIGHT!

2005-10-08T01:47:39Z

Filthy Prey [9:20 P.M.]: no sloth :(
Filthy Prey [9:20 P.M.]: yo no soy el sloth :(
Filthy Prey [9:20 P.M.]: lmao
Filthy Prey [9:21 P.M.]: YO SOY EL WALRUS!
Dolphinstarz 89 [9:21 P.M.]: hahhahahhahaha
Filthy Prey [9:21 P.M.]: ^-^
Filthy Prey [9:21 P.M.]: Yo quiero Nirvana.
Dolphinstarz 89 [9:22 P.M.]: YO QUIERO TU MAMAS SWEET ASS
Dolphinstarz 89 [9:22 P.M.]: tu madre es muy sexi
Filthy Prey [9:22 P.M.]: no ace sexi ace tu madre!
Dolphinstarz 89 [9:23 P.M.]: Porque nosotros sabes como hablar en espanol? y si, yo sabes yo esta escribendo todo mal
Filthy Prey [9:25 P.M.]: lol
Dolphinstarz 89 [9:26 P.M.]: Porque yo nuca apprende escriber en espanol
Dolphinstarz 89 [9:26 P.M.]: como escriber*
Dolphinstarz 89 [9:27 P.M.]: lol usted es muy intelligente
Filthy Prey [9:28 P.M.]: SI! GRACIS!
Dolphinstarz 89 [9:28 P.M.]: usted puede ser mi novio
Filthy Prey [9:28 P.M.]: cristo.. yo podria aprender mas de usted.
Dolphinstarz 89 [9:29 P.M.]: chingate
Filthy Prey [9:29 P.M.]: now what about being your fiance!?
Dolphinstarz 89 [9:29 P.M.]: Ay dios mio, usted sabes nada!

OH EM GEE. thats me and alessa. alessa is so cool you guys, this is acutally alex for once .And i just want to take the time out to say, that i love alessa.And you could tell i was in a good mood to-day. i beat up jess and hugged alessa. thats how you know im in agood mood. Me and matt have a love affair.shhh

(jere) ahhahhaha

imxsoxemoxtear @ 2005-09-17T22:55:00

2005-09-18T02:55:55Z

Dolphinstarz 89 [10:49 P.M.]: so when boys are mean i can be like "ooh my boyfriends gonna be maad" and instead of lifting up my hand and in a spanish accent go "JOSE ES MUY ARRACHO CON USTED!" you can appear and punch them in the face?
Filthy Prey [10:49 P.M.]: you do realize you can't be all over/flirt with boys you like if you're gonna use that excuse lol
Dolphinstarz 89 [10:50 P.M.]: well what if the boy is like "i like you" and im like "i like you too *kisses on cheek*" and he goes "HA! YOU FELL FOR IT! *pushes me*"
Filthy Prey [10:50 P.M.]: exactly
Filthy Prey [10:50 P.M.]: "i like you"
Filthy Prey [10:50 P.M.]: i like you too! *push*
Filthy Prey [10:50 P.M.]: "MY B/FS GONNA GET YOU!"
Filthy Prey [10:51 P.M.]: why are you saying you like people if you're gonna say you have a b/f yanno
Dolphinstarz 89 [10:51 P.M.]: hahhah i never thought of that..........

;\

2005-09-05T23:01:56Z

Heh, ok so. This entry is written by the real thing. Yes. Your god. The Sloth. Alex. And I'm here to make a point. (Cuz it's just what I do) Alessa = Horrible. she hurts. alot. AS you all know. shes obsessed with dave. which I didn't care about. But now I do. Because it's interupting our friendship. and that just pisses me off. I've known her since 7th grade. SEVENTH. GRADEEE. that's 2yrs for the people who smoke more pot then me and wonder wtf they're reading about :].. fuckers.. anyway. I figure I'd put it in this journal so she'd read it and feel bad n stuff instead of just confronting her in secrecy. YEAH. I AM MAD.

Grr...

...and what not.

Oh, btw I completely lost my train of thought... it's not my fault tho... really it's not...

imxsoxemoxtear @ 2005-08-29T21:18:00

2005-08-30T01:19:42Z

Alex is in no way affilated or responisble for this picture.Alex nor the writter of this journal will hold any repsonsibility for Bert finding this picture and approving of the size. Alex does NOT like:My chemical romance,fall out boy, good charlotte or any other band you can think of thats along those lines

if he did

we'd all fear for our lives.

alot.

Oh jesus christ

2005-08-29T00:16:51Z

Im going to make a living writting emo songs for boy bands.
Does that sound good? I know i've been talking about what i planned on doing with my life, after highschool and all and i think this could work for me! By the way, a change of subject: astranged nicknames.

my latest is:cuddlyfuckpanda

to quote myself whilst talking to jeremiah
Filthy Prey (8:08:10 PM): "omg cuddlyfuckpanda is so cute"

Because i am. i really am cute, Do you want to pet me?
HAIL SATAN! *cough* sorry, it slipped.
My hair is god. you know it bitches! Did you know alessa is the chosen one? Yeah i just informed her of that .I can see her staring at the computer screen, noodles in hand, staring.
oohh but damnit... they aren't gonna be happy about that one...

WELL TOO BAD! BUT i think they are catching on! TO THE SLOTH LAIR!

BEFORE I..

DIIIIEEEEE

I GOT ALESSA INTO APC

2005-08-24T21:49:49Z

I own. you.

So i was talking to the great jeremiah today. (alessa) And we were discussing life after highschool. AND HOW SCUURRY it can beeee!!

So im like, picturing myself in a fast food job right? this is how it would go:

me: *snore*
guy:*poke*
me:*twitch* may.. i help you? - *twitch*
guy: uh yeah can i get a -
me:*snore*
guy:uh.. buddy..

CANT YOU JUST SEE THAT HAPPENING? i know i can. So maybe i can get a job in the matress industry, testing matresses. Yes. Maybe i shall..maybe...

LYRICS TIME! so this is a great APC song. And because it is such, the lyrics are going..

here..
“Dead as dead can be,” my doctor tells me
But I just can’t believe him, ever the optimistic one
I’m sure of your ability to become my perfect enemy
Wake up and face me, don’t play dead cause maybe
Someday I will walk away and say, “You disappoint me,”
Maybe you’re better off this way

Leaning over you here, cold and catatonic
I catch a brief reflection of what you could and might have been
It's your right and your ability
To become…my perfect enemy…

Wake up (we'll catch you) and face me (come one now),
Don’t play dead (don't play dead)
Cause maybe (because maybe)
Someday I’ll (someday I'll) walk away and say, “You disappoint me,”
Maybe you’re better off this way

Maybe you’re better off this way
You’re better of this; you’re better off this;
Maybe you’re better off!

Wake up (can't you) and face me (come on now),
Don’t play dead (don't play dead)
Cause maybe (because maybe)
Someday I’ll (someday I'll) walk away and say, “You fucking disappoint me!”
Maybe you’re better off this way

Go ahead and play dead
I know that you can hear this
Go ahead and play dead
Why can't you turn and face me?

Passive aggressive bullshit

Love,

THE SLOTH

BWAHHA

2005-08-22T23:40:35Z

There is no light at the end of the branch dude...

I'm just saying.

Stop falling out of the fucking trees.

See my icon?Thats me. Falling out of a tree.

5 times man, 5 times. BUT SLOTHSUICIDE is not the way to go.

What did i do today? I'm sure your curious. Have sex? Party with hot men erm girls? Snort cocain? NO. i slept. I watched a movie. Called mean girls. I dressed up like lindsay lohan. Recited every line. Went back to sleep. Yesterday the two most amazing beautiful sexxy wonderful hot spectacular (yes,spectacular) people in the entire universe visted me.Sadly, they woke me up.AND seeing as im a good for nothing loser sloth who can't appriciate his loving friends...i kicked them out.But so you know im a niggerheart. and as one its what i do. i hate. and i sleep. and i eat.And morgan has to stop thinking about those 'twinkies' hah! alessa! hah! Jess needs to stop choking
And no, morgan, head isnt a currency.Not even in zimbabwe. i checked. liar! LIAR!

Love always, all my fellow el jayers who i totaly mock in private...

The SEXYY all mighty sloth

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LLLLLLLLLLLL

EEEEEEEEEE

XXX

Sloth:2 you:0 SLOTH STRIKES AGAIN!

2005-08-16T20:37:58Z

Kevin says ello.

"HELLO? WHO IS THIS!? WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME!?"

Today i watched the discover chanel. There were SLOTHS! My family! My friends!one was FALLING out of a tree, it was holding a branch which was breaking and it like knew wtf was happening and it just held on and fell into the water.watching it fall made me giggle :)And! he wasn't fat.... but he was rather furry
i wanted to pet him
and sleep with him
in a non-sexual letspassouttogethercuzwehavenothingbettertodo sorta way

So now, with taht said. *slowly climbs up tree* I must sleep.

Sleep...

sleep...

sleep

KILL!

insert cof lyrics here

2005-08-15T22:01:16Z

So lyke omigod. today. i slept 18 hours. and 2marrow i shall sleep for 20. Jeremiah owns my soul. I will kill you in your sleep
it is what i do.

it is what i always..

*snore*